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  • Euphoric Gentlesir Dakimakura

    Euphoric Gentlesir Dakimakura

    Poor neckbeards. The only time someone sleeps next to them is ironically via a body pillow. If you’re after a husbando look no further than this euphoric gentlesir. Just promise you won’t leave him for some asshole body pillow.

    $60.00 Check it out!
  • Queen Elizabeth Golden Wii

    Queen Elizabeth Golden Wii

    Introducing the royal Wii! This gold-plated Nintendo console was made for Queen Elizabeth and is now up for sale. It was originally sent to the Queen as a marketing stunt but was rejected. It comes with a hefty price tag…

    Buy on eBay!
  • Ahegao Sleeping Mask

    Ahegao Sleeping Mask

    Enjoy the pleasure of a quiet nap with an animated look! This one size fits all mask features a ahegao design. It works great for blocking out that harsh morning sunlight to ensure you achieve a proper sleep in.

    $16.19 Check it out!
  • Tentacle Tights

    Tentacle Tights

    The fascination with tentacles keeps on getting weirder! These custom octopus tentacle tights are made from flexible silicone and hand painted to whatever color you choose with the option to add a glitter finish.

    Check it out!
  • Attack On Titan 3D Levi Mousepad

    Attack On Titan 3D Levi Mousepad

    This hilarious 3D mouse pad is filled with soft silicone gel to provide Levi-obsessed fans with an authentic and firm feel. And when you’re not being a total perv, Levi’s buttocks also give excellent wrist support when using the computer.

    $21.99 Check it out!
  • Muscular Dugtrio Statue

    Pokemon Muscular Dugtrio Figure

    So this is what Dugtrio looks like underground… This hilarious 3D printed figure is hand painted and also comes with a pot to keep them on display while hiding their muscular body. The perfect addition to any Pokemon fans home decor!

    Check it out!
  • Velociraptor Body Pillow Case

    Sexy Velociraptor Body Pillow

    Meet Raptor-chan, your new cold-blooded, vicious man-eating reptile girlfriend! We can almost guarantee that your life will improve with this fine item in your possession. The ideal dakimakura case for lonely dinophiles!

    Check it out!
  • Tentacle Body Pillow

    Tentacle Body Pillow

    Take your secret fetish to a whole new level when you slide into bed and cuddle with your very own tentacle! This 6ft long body pillow is made from the comfiest of materials, stuffed with ultra soft fluff that’ll surely freak your friends and parents out!

    $150.00 Check it out!
  • Leather Octopus Backpack

    Leather Octopus Backpack

    Looking for an unconventional way to carry stuff? This handmade octopus backpack will surely turn heads when you walk around campus or arrive at work. Lots of room inside the majestic sea creature with a variety of colors available.

    $220.00 Check it out!
  • Wearable Kotatsu Heater

    Wearable Kotatsu Heater

    You can finally own a kotatsu you can move around in! This wearable kotatsu heater is a practical solution to cold homes during winter. Like a heated, wearable sleeping bag, you can stand, sit, lie down, and move around while using the item.

    $173.00 Check it out!
  • Shrimp Neck Pillow

    Shrimp Neck Pillow

    Having trouble sleeping? This shrimp pillow from Japan will cradle you off to sleep! A neck pillow in the likeness of a giant shrimp, it will support your head while you nod off while on the train during your morning commutes.

    $9.99 Check it out!