Sushi Nori Blanket
Eat sushi, become sushi! Roll up during your TV time or a chilly evening and turn your living room into a giant bento box. Made with a photo-realistic texture, these nori blankets look exactly like the edible seaweed fans of Japanese cuisine love!
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Ramen Noodles Candle
What better way to celebrate your love of the staple than with a flaming display of ramen noodles! This fully accurate reproduction of ramen comes complete with a miniature set of chopstick and includes a genuine pottery bowl.
Cat Paw Slippers With Sound
With these cute slippers you can add an awesome pair of cat paws to your own human closet! These slippers make your feet look like a cat’s, and when you walk, they take turns meowing and purring! Flip them over, and you’ll see the cute pink paw pads on bottom.
Samurai Sword Umbrella
Umbrellas can be so boring, can’t they? Well, this Samurai sword umbrella will change that! The automatic release will have you defeating falling water at the press of a button, and it even has a long strap so you can wear across your back.
Wasabi Flavored Toothpaste
Wasabi flavored toothpaste is not only for cleaning your teeth, it’s also great for pranking house mates! This novelty tube of toothpaste will give you a little kick each time you brush your teeth. What a way to wake up in the morning!
Japan has finally listened to your cries for an accessory to suit the needs of the perverted otaku. On the front, these umbrellas have a moe anime idol, but on the inside the user can entertain themselves by looking up to view under her skirt.
Custom Body Pillows
Now you can make your wildest dreams come true with a personalized waifu or husbando dakimakura! You can choose the character for a request or submit your own design, photo or collage to have your preference in a companion met.
Fun to look at and wear! Your sock drawer will never be the same again with these extremely convincing sushi socks! They look just like delicious sushi when rolled up and create the perfect gift for fans of Japanese cuisine.
Gudetama Vomiting Egg
Who could have guess that an egg could look so tantalizing while being squeezed and squirting out yolk! Give this Gudetama toy a little squeeze, and sure enough, he throws up. Release and he’ll suck it all back up again!
Serve up some fun for your pinboard with the perfect portion of sushi! This piece of tobiko sushi comes with 50 caviar pushpins for you to keep handy by your corkboard. A great addition to any home or office!
Hello Kitty Balloon
Inflate the mood at any special event with this adorable Hello Kitty foil balloon. When filled with helium the beloved Japanese kitty comes to life by standing perfectly upright on the floor – lasting for weeks after inflating!
Japanese Tofu Cutter
This handy kitchen gadget is the best way to easily and consistently cube your tofu! Utilize the grid’s plastic dividers to slice your tofu into perfect squares everytime. Sharp enough to cut tofu, but not your hands!
One Million Yen Toilet Paper
Stop wasting money on plain and boring toilet paper and wipe your glorified ass with a roll of a million yen bills! This novelty toilet paper is the ideal gift for otakus with an expensive taste and makes a wonderful touch to any Japanese-style bathroom.
Kitty Coin Bank
It’s a well known fact that cats love playing in boxes, but this kitty also likes to steal your spare change! Watch the playful kitten poke its paw out to swipe your coins away, helping you save all spare change in the cutest way possible.
Kawaii Neko Cat Socks
Keep your feet warm and looking totally kawaii by harnessing the raw power of a kitty cat’s furry little feet! These cute socks are available in four different cat patterns that’ll instantly transform your feet to match your feline friend.
Send Noods T-Shirt
Who doesn’t like to get sent some steamy hot noodles? This hilariously punny tee is a great gift for an otaku, poor college student or someone who just simply loves ramen noodles! Guaranteed to make your friends laugh.
Euphoric Gentlesir Dakimakura
Poor neckbeards. The only time someone sleeps next to them is ironically via a body pillow. If you’re after a husbando look no further than this euphoric gentlesir. Just promise you won’t leave him for some asshole body pillow.
Cherry Blossom Tea
It may still be too early for real cherry blossoms in Japan, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a piping hot cup of sakura tea! Once covered in hot water, the collapsed petals unfurl and float for a unique Japanese tea flavor.
Celebrate important milestones and outstanding efforts in life with the appropriate award pin! This long list of comical achievements are guaranteed to have at least one suitable for you or that over-achieving weeaboo in your life.