Pokemon Too Young For You T-Shirt
The best way to know a girl’s age! If you meet a girl and she didn’t first play with the original starters, chances are she is probably too young for you to date. To be extra safe, ask her how many times she has been a champion of the Elite Four.
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Pokeball Engagement Ring Box
I CHOOSE YOU!! These Pokeball shaped ring boxes are the ideal way to help pop the question to your sweetheart. If they’re a true Pokefan, they’ll have a hard time saying no when you get down on one knee to reveal the goods inside!
NES Inspired Cube Speaker
Listen to all your favorite tunes through retro gaming styled cube speaker! This wireless Bluetooth speaker is inspired from the original NES controller, with the giant DPAD acting as the controls for the power, volume and play/pause functions.
Super Mario Concrete Thwomp
Thwomp is just waiting to crush any Italian plumber that may be lurking about in your home! Made entirely form concrete, this geeky paperweight is finished off with a non-scratching pad on the back to make him an excellent door stop.
SNES Controller Doormat
For retro gamers who occasionally appreciate the company of other humans. Welcome people into your home or parents basement with a doormat shaped just like the classic old-school SNES game controller.
Naruto Coin Bank
With a fearsome face like that, who’d even try to take your money from this Naruto Shippuden coin bank? Shaped like Naruto‘s head and shoulders with a coin slot on the back of the shoulders and a removable access panel on the base.
Sailor Moon Mouse Pad
This super cute and extra large Sailor Moon mouse pad is perfect to decorate your desk and make your workplace a fun place. Ideal for gamer girls and moonies alike who need the extra mouse space when they’re on the computer.
Upgrade your wardrobe to that worthy of a DigiDestined! Based on the Tamer’s companions from Digimon Adventure, this bracelet comes with 8 adorable charms all carefully handmade from polymer clay.
This Dominator may not turn foes into sludge, but it will put on a display as it elaborately unfolds! This incredible replica perfectly mimics the Dominator’s functions from Psycho-Pass with LED lights and over 100 voice samples from the show.
Migi Coat Hanger
Give your Mom a real fright the next time she hangs your clothes. Migi’s sinister eye creates a rather disturbing coat hanger that will make her believe you the next time you claim there’s a monster in your closet.
Light-Up Pikachu Slippers
These slippers are not only super effective at keeping your feet warm, Pikachu’s cheeks also light up when you step! And if you shuffle your feet in winter while wearing these, you might be able to generate a bit of a shock from this Electric-type Pokemon.
Haku Eye Mask
Keep harsh sun rays from interrupting your beauty sleep with this Spirited Away eye mask! Inspired by Haku in his dragon form, this lightweight and comfortable sleeping mask ensures you remain undisturbed while you catch some Z’s.
Legend Of Zelda Rupee Backpack
This stunning premium quality backpack is designed in the shape and style of a giant red rupee! The spacious internal compartment means you can store all your items you’ll need for the day – whether that’s for school or adventure!
Pokedex Phone Case
Don’t forget to bring the Pokedex when you go out for an adventure so you can collect data for the Professor! Available in hard covers to suit most smartphones, you’ll be able to save data in style as you encounter wild Pokemon.
Life Sized Super Mario Shells
Unleash chaos with the deadliest weapons known to man in the Mushroom Kingdom! These life-sized green, red and blue spiny Koopa Trooper shells are all deadly in the wrong hands and can be unfair if used in Mario Kart.
Bottled Poe Souls
Every Hyrule adventurer would have come across and bottled one of these bad guys at some point! The glow in the dark necklaces are available in a range of colored Poe Souls, each one fixed into place with transparent gel.
One Piece Chopper Earring
Give your look a little pirate flair when you attach the cutest pirate in One Piece to your ear. This Chopper stud is handmade from polymer clay to represent the toddler sized human jumping through your earlobe.
Attack On Titan Hat
This Attack on Titan embroidered snapback hat gives you a cool accessory to show your fandom. It features a secret sublimated anime scene under your bill. It’s like you’re watching anime all the time that no one else can see!
Super Mario X Jaws Poster
This unique print is an artistic collision between the godfather of summer blockbusters, Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, and everyone’s favorite Italian plumber, Mario! The perfect addition to any geek’s gaming room or office.